Metafilter Decodes 18-Year-Old ‘Cancer-Addled Ramblings’ in Minutes

A Shakopee woman had long wondered what her grandmother’s index card scribbling meant.

Credit: Janna Holm
Credit: Janna Holm

Thirteen minutes was all it took the Internet to solve a mystery that had been plaguing a Shakopee woman for 18 years.

At 4:13 p.m. last Monday, Janna Holm put up a post on Metafilter asking for help “[d]ecoding cancer-addled ramblings.” Her grandmother died in 1996 and left behind “at least 20 index cards with scribbled letters on them.” 

The family, many of whom were members of Edina Community Lutheran Church, was never able to find out what the letters meant. When Holm’s father found one of the cards the other day, she decided to see if anyone online could help.

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“In my grandmother's final days battling brain cancer, she became unable to speak and she filled dozens of index cards with random letters of the alphabet,” Holm wrote. “I'm beginning to think that they are the first letters in the words of song lyrics, and would love to know what song this was. This is a crazy long shot, but I've seen Mefites pull off some pretty impressive code-breaking before!”

At 4:25 p.m., a user who goes by harperpitt wrote:

“Was she a religious woman? The last As, as well as the AAA combo, make me think of ‘Amen, amen, amen.’ So extrapolating -- TYAGF = ‘Thank you Almighty God for...’
“It would make sense to end with ‘Thank you, Almighty God, for everything, Amen - Thank you, Almighty God, for everything, Amen, Amen, Amen.’”

A minute later, harperpitt had solved the riddle:

“AGH, YES! Sorry for the double post, but:
“Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name... etc etc etc”

Wrote Holm: “Holy cow! 14 minutes to solve the back of the card that has been bugging my family for 20 years! That is amazing! I never thought of her as super religious, but we did grow up in a Lutheran household, so that makes sense. Any further insights on the front of the card?”

Holm told Minnesota Public Radio that just knowing it was a prayer comforted the family.

Newte Four January 22, 2014 at 05:04 PM
Wow, very good job harperpitt...
Maria Pia January 24, 2014 at 09:47 PM
Michael Houde January 25, 2014 at 07:56 AM
PAGA is mentioned three times - Praise Almighty God, Amen. I believe FOHO may be Full of High Praise. It ends with AAA - That is Amen, Amen, Amen. I got it started, fill in the rest please.
Deborah Lafky January 25, 2014 at 12:21 PM
publicity stunt


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